I have a brain like a runaway train

Oh, what will the next station be?

Death or disaster?

I need to work faster

I think the cat might need de-fleaed…

I have a brain like a runaway train

It’s powered by guilt, fear and caffeine

Memories cramped in the vaults

that store tales of my faults,

public gaffes and hysterical laughing

I have a brain like a runaway train

I’ve tried CBT and Scientology

But no quantum of piety

could quell my anxiety

L. Ron Hubbard’s no match for biology

I have a brain like a runaway train

I’m a worrying, worrisome Eeyore

And despite dedication

to self-medication

the alcohol just made me pee more

Yes, I have a brain like a runaway train

My past failures come back to bite me

Sleep’s a precious commodity

thanks to my oddity

I overthink, therefore… I might be?